Advice That Will Be Very Useful Later In Life (or maybe not........)

ADVICE THAT YOU WILL USE

Here are a few pieces of advice that you might (maybe not......) use in life:

1)   Don't stand too close to a hippopotamus – it might poo on you

2)   I wouldn’t recommend asking a lunch lady for a “cherry cow”………. It might turn into a huge fight

3)   NEVER prank call a teacher! They might have caller ID and call you back!!!

4)   ALWAYS give Meili when she wants gum! (see blog post “Meili’s Obsessions”

5)   Never try to roast marshmallows on someone else’s front porch!