The Marshmallow Disaster

WHY YOU SHOULD NOT ROAST MARSHMALLOWS

Once upon a time, there was a girl (me) who really, really, really wanted to roast marshmallows. 

The only problem was that she did not have a place to roast them. Suddenly, the girl remembered that her neighbor had a fire pit on their front porch! The girl took a marshmallow, put it on a stick, and went over to her neighbor’s porch to roast it. The girl didn’t have any matches to start a fire, so she could only pretended to roast the marshmallow. After a little while (apparently the neighbor kid did not want her to roast marshmallows on his porch), so he burst out of the front door and furiously shot her with an air soft gun! The girl screamed and ran away. That experience with the air soft gun scared her, so she learned a good lesson and decided to never roast marshmallows on another person’s porch ever again.

My own personal opinion is that shooting someone with an air soft gun is a HORRIBLE way to punish an innocent girl who’s only desire was to roast marshmallows! What this kid should have done is simply come out of his house, kindly explain to me that he did not want me to roast marshmallows on his porch, and leave his air soft gun alone.

But it’s okay that he did end up shooting me with an air soft gun, because now I know what it feels like (which is pretty painful!), and I also know not to ever make that same mistake of roasting marshmallows again!